27 undertale - the best newspaper ever

Dear Readers,

I headed into the Snowdin library for a mingle and a browse.

I didn't notice the library sign was misspelled until the librarian said it! Wow! "Librarby" lol

The horned creature with the big eye said I looked like someone who had difficulty solving Junior Jumble.

The blonde lady said she loved working on the newspaper. There was so little to actually report that they just filled it with comics and games!!! OMG this place is wonderful! My kind of paper!

The brunette next to her thought word searches were a waste of time when she was younger, but now she was the number-one word-search creator in the entire underground!

I read some red books. They said that when monsters die they turn into dust. At funerals, the dust is then spread on the monster's favourite thing, where their essence lives on. Interesting. This was a school report where the author got bored of writing it :)

The blue books said monsters were mostly made of magic and humans were mostly made of water. Humans were also far stronger than they were, but we would never know the joy of expressing ourselves through magic.

The yellow book was written in the present tense. So much so, that the author hadn't finished writing it yet!

The orange book talked about monsters' bodies being attuned to their soul since they were made of magic. If a monster didn't want to fight, its defences would weaken. The crueller the intentions of their enemies, the more their attacks would hurt them. Yowch... The book didn't go on much further...

The light green book was MONSTER HISTORY PART 4. It talked about how they didn't fear the humans any longer, and so, left their old city, Home. They braved harsh cold, damp swampland, and searing heat... I guess that stuff is next for my journey... After that they reached what they now called their capital, New Home. Yeah that king is pretty bad at names :)

The green books said that love, hope, compassion were what people said monster souls were made of. The absolute nature of "soul" was unknown though, and humans proved our souls didn't need these things to exist. Hmm... food for thought.

Between this and the newspaper being about nothing but games and comics, I'd say the monsters are better off just staying here or away from where there are humans. Maybe I should just live here too.